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by TheWorstCoderEver
Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:21 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes
Replies: 436
Views: 172878

The picture is for real???
by TheWorstCoderEver
Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes
Replies: 436
Views: 172878

Worst Coder Ever is back with the worst C-string manipulation code ever written!!!

http://cboard.cprogramming.com/c-progra ... rings.html

Yes, I do moonlight at cprogramming.com as almos. 2 posts total.
by TheWorstCoderEver
Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:51 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TheWorstCoderEver doesn't know C++. At all.
Replies: 17
Views: 1687

I just don't want anyone catching singletonitis. Worry not for reasons two: 1) An advanced Zen practitioner am I, to enlightenment very close, and the mental attachements hold sway over me longer not 2) My kung fu and chi very strong are, and my inner systems likewise are immune very, and the disea...
by TheWorstCoderEver
Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:19 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TheWorstCoderEver doesn't know C++. At all.
Replies: 17
Views: 1687

completely unfamiliar with the C and C++ concepts such as: ... singletons Maybe this one is for the best. :lol: I can see that you fell in my trap, BlindSide. I perfectly knew that singletons are a design pattern that is not exclusive to C++, but nevertheless decided to check whether there are peop...
by TheWorstCoderEver
Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TheWorstCoderEver doesn't know C++. At all.
Replies: 17
Views: 1687

Oh, sure.

So you're trying to tell me that the guys at devmaster didn't get the joke?

You know, before I went offline for a year or two I used to make jokes about people who actually wanted to make MMORPGs. So I decided to post one at my comeback.

Bad choice, it turned out. Very bad choice.
by TheWorstCoderEver
Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TheWorstCoderEver doesn't know C++. At all.
Replies: 17
Views: 1687

TheWorstCoderEver doesn't know C++. At all.

Hi, Many a year has passed since The Worst Coder Ever haunted this forum, and many things have happened in his life since. He got a job, learned PHP, wrote a web application in PHP as a part of his job, he became an assistant webmaster sort of of a public portal. Lately he had a bit more time to spa...
by TheWorstCoderEver
Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:03 am
Forum: Code Snippets
Topic: (C++) Dynamically managing states of the game entity
Replies: 4
Views: 4785

My amateurishness finally became apparent. Yes, I have tested the code in my Crystal Space application. It tests whether the entity's "isWalking" state is enabled, and - if it's not - stops the walking animation. When the player moves the character onwards, "isMoving" property is...
by TheWorstCoderEver
Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:36 am
Forum: Code Snippets
Topic: (C++) Dynamically managing states of the game entity
Replies: 4
Views: 4785

(C++) Dynamically managing states of the game entity

Looking at the code of my basic game entity ("How to move and animate an entity" snippet) I realised it would be best to describe entity with dynamically created, rather than pre-defined, states - for the sake of flexibility. This is how I came up with the system that I'm going to describe...
by TheWorstCoderEver
Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:12 pm
Forum: Beginners Help
Topic: How do you manually control a camera?
Replies: 7
Views: 684

scenemgr->addCameraSceneNodeFPS();

W - forwards, S - backwards, A-D - left - right.

Regards.
by TheWorstCoderEver
Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: If you can't make your own engine, forget about making games
Replies: 16
Views: 1645

Re: If you can't make your own engine, forget about making g

boboS wrote: btw how old are you ?
I'm currently at young and tender age of 23. Sorry for responding so late.
by TheWorstCoderEver
Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: youtube home for irrlicht videos
Replies: 13
Views: 1501

According to Worst Coder's worthless and irrelevant opinion, it's a great idea. :)
by TheWorstCoderEver
Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: If you can't make your own engine, forget about making games
Replies: 16
Views: 1645

hybrid wrote:But in a different thread the same person wrote this (beginning of may this year):
Beginning of may this year? If he keeps this pace of learning he'll surpass all of us in no time. :lol:
by TheWorstCoderEver
Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:04 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: If you can't make your own engine, forget about making games
Replies: 16
Views: 1645

If you can't make your own engine, forget about making games

At least according to message posted by Gardon in this thread:

http://www.devmaster.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6155

Henceforth I abandon my dreams and choose the noble path of a waiter.
by TheWorstCoderEver
Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:43 am
Forum: Beginners Help
Topic: How to get IRRCLICHT istalled?
Replies: 2
Views: 565

1.What you need is a compiler and a programming environment. Preferably Code::Blocks, but VC++ would do it too. Once you have these up and running you still have to set the paths to Irrlicht header files and static libraries for the environment. Both the headers and the libraries can be found in the...
by TheWorstCoderEver
Sun May 28, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Best Scripting language for small things
Replies: 10
Views: 1043

LUA difficult? I protest. Even the worst coder on this forum can easily integrate his framework with Lua. Lua's only drawback is that it's a structural language. In other words, it's not object oriented. That's why I'd advise you to take a look at GameMonkey ( http://www.somedude.net/gamemonkey/ ), ...