Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

DtD · Post by **DtD** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:14 am

shadowslair wrote: ********
[...]

God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”
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LOL that is so awesome!

~DtD

cobra · Post by **cobra** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:27 am

Sorry for the bump, but I had to post this here..

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#4: Mar 22 '06
re: how to write antivirus code using c++
pradeep wrote:
> how to write antiviirus code using c++
>

int main()
{
MyVirusList mvl = findViruses("OnHardDrives");
int OK = killViruses(mvl);
if (!OK)
{
cout << "Could not kill viruses" << endl;
}
else
{
cout << "Viruses killed." << endl;
}
return 0;
}

GameDude · Post by **GameDude** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:25 am

The first post has some funny ones

Murloc992 · Post by **Murloc992** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:35 am

shadowslair wrote: Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
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Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone "this behavior is by design"

Win

Valmond · Post by **Valmond** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:06 pm

One of the first images "can you give me a few pointers?", "0x32FB5E65... ..."
comes from this site which is really excellent.

Have a good read!

TheWorstCoderEver · Post by **TheWorstCoderEver** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:11 pm

Worst Coder Ever is back with the worst C-string manipulation code ever written!!!

http://cboard.cprogramming.com/c-progra ... rings.html

Yes, I do moonlight at cprogramming.com as almos. 2 posts total.

netpipe · Post by **netpipe** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:12 am

http://www.incompetech.com/m/c/royalty-free/ duno where else to post it, use this in your video games. why did the programmer cross the road ? to get to the atm... haaa

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:48 am

Not programming, but computer relevant (aka "Computer in 50 years"):

TheWorstCoderEver · Post by **TheWorstCoderEver** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:21 am

The picture is for real???

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:09 am

Yes ... this is what people though about computers in the future in 1954. Quite funny imho. On the other hand: even Sci-Fi authors from that time thought computers would get bigger and bigger (e.g. Isaac Asimov IIRC). I guess these scientists would be shocked if you went back to the time and took your mobile phone along

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:12 am

My... good...ness... what is that big wheel for?... analog input?

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:16 pm

That's exactly what we've been wondering about here at work. Maybe it's the very first version of a mouse wheel? But as the mouse as we know it was not yet invented (you ... technology that's not yet invented is used a lot in that computer) they got it wrong. Whow knows?

B@z · Post by **B@z** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:22 pm

..maybe for playing racing games..? XD

Virion · Post by **Virion** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:30 pm

B@z wrote:..maybe for playing racing games..? XD

lol +1

Bate · Post by **Bate** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:22 pm

Haha, funny pic. The next generation will be laughing about us, though. "Keyboard, Mouse and Monitor? Why would I want to touch anything -- without a basic mind-controlled holographic interface you're totally losing direct control!"

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
~Arthur C. Clarke