Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

[Adler1337]

No, this is what happens when programmers make a plane.

[stefbuet]

Or maybe that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zpat2GPqbI
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[ent1ty]

Uh, what is wrong with #irrlicht, it seems like all the guys who are there are dead? They just sit there, logged in, and never write anything.

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20:24		entity is wondering which of the buggers to blame
20:32	entity	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death
	entity	that is exactly what happened here 
20:34	entity	"And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."
20:37		-> zapu has joined irrlicht
20:56		<- puh_work has left irrlicht
20:57		<- arborist has disconnected (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
20:59		<- mgottschlag has disconnected (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
21:09		-> arborist has joined irrlicht
21:37		-> Yustme has joined irrlicht
21:38	entity	does someone know, how can one get all supported antialiasing modes?
21:40	entity	or, better, the greatest value, that can be used as antialiasing value?
21:44	entity	Now, the #irrlicht is gone, I'm just One!
	entity	Right, i'm off to http://alice.pandorabots.com/ , i will get more help there.

And this is not only today, it was happening in the past month or so

[ent1ty]

Ok, i made a question: Who was the first men in the universe?

And, of course, the answer is not Gagarin

[kazymjir]

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/* === Quality of code is measured in WTFs/minute. === */
$gallery_id_ = $gallery_id;
unset($gallery_id);
global $gallery_id;
$gallery_id = $gallery_id_;
/* === By Informatic. It certainly works. === */

PS: this is PHP, unset() removing variable, ' global ' keyword is taking global variable instead of creating new local one

[kazymjir]

True history:

I once had to remove everything from a PC at work which had linux on it. I never actually tried the rm -rf / thing. So I decided it'd give it a go, just for the fun of it. Next time I'll check to see if there are any smb shares mounted.

[greenya]

As real as it gets:
http://rewalls.com/images/201011/reWalls.com_9398.jpg

[ACE247]

Epic!

[kazymjir]

A computer scientist is someone who, when told to 'Go to Hell', sees the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful.

[kazymjir]

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alias icanhaz='sudo apt-get install'

edit:

# LOL!!1

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'

alias icanhas='mkdir'
alias donotwant='rm'
alias dowant='cp'
alias gtfo='mv'

alias hai='cd'
alias plz='pwd'

alias inur='locate'

alias nomz='ps -aux'
alias nomnom='killall'

alias cya='reboot'
alias kthxbai='halt'

[Bate]

What's wrong in this screenshot? (Lord of the Rings Online)

[shadowslair]

What's wrong in this screenshot? (Lord of the Rings Online)

Guess it`s using the best light management system ever...

[devsh]

I guess it's very up to date on modern shadowing techniques

[Bate]

I just can't help finding those issues.
Here's another one; the shadow is projected onto 3 surfaces.

Codemasters should really work on that.

[Jake-GR]

@Bate: thats stencil shadows, everything inside the outline gets shaded (there is nothing that stops it)
actually in Mass Effect 2, they do a good job of positioning NPCs, but there are times when you can see the shadow of someone on the other side of the wall