Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

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I just saw it on youtube too :)
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That's a nice one ;)
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hi, hmmm great that's awesome, 1994 and now 2010
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Here`s some stuff I liked, taken from a bulgarian graphic artists forum. Most probably I`ll keep posting from time to time as I read through the many pages.

links:
http://forum.imoti.net/read.php?14,237439
http://acidcow.com/pics/7533-looking-tr ... -pics.html
http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=63594 rare animals
http://www.dice.bg/item2498 this is an i-pod toilet paper holder and speaker

videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMiE1jLfC-o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0 ... re=related
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=19424

images:
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1637/70867963.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DgObr.jpg
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/ ... nDamme.gif

[Translated]
- Darling, what`s for dinner?
- Didn`t had time to cook. Go open 3dsMax and check if there`s sth left in the folder.
- No, I `d better send an e-mail to Mum, she`ll send me back one chicken with rice as attachment. Meanwhile turn the printer on at 250° to heat up.

[Translated]
Two men in Egypt. Enter the Cheopse pyramid, but the more they proceed inside, the more the air gets suffocative.
At the end one of them can`t keep any longer and tells the other: "gently caress it, bro! Let`s get outta here! C`mon, write one 'd!ck' and we leave."
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

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Code: Select all

#include <MyLife.h>
 
struct Wife
{
     int Boobs;
     int Brains;
}
 
struct MyLife
{
    Wife*     myWife;
    int    Money;
};
 
int main()
{
    MyLife wishList;
    wishList->myWife = getWife();
    if(!wishList->myWife)
    {
        wishList->myWife = new Wife;
       *wishList->myWife = MEGAN_FOX; 
    }
    
    if(wishList->myWife->Brains > wishList->myWife->Boobs)
    {
        delete [] wishList->myWife;
        wishList->myWife = new Wife;
        *wishList->myWife = KIM_KARDASHIAN;
    }
    
    if(wishList.Money == 0)
    {
        for(int i=0;i<INFINITE;i++)
        {
            wishList.Money++;
        }
    }
    
    return beer;
}
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I think you use the wrong delete operator here, unless you want more than one wife at a time. In that case you'd have to change the myWife type :P
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Not to mention both infinite and beer where not declaired...

Kim Kardashian just got married so you have to take her off your wishlist... besides her greatest assets is not her boobs.
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So You Want to Work in the Video Game Industry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGar7KC6 ... r_embedded
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It says : I have bad cards but I can't avoid playing it!
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int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4;
}
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Post by fmx »

lol at the spider one
took me a moment to figure out what was supposed to be so clever about a bug applying for a web-designer job
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Post by Cube_ »

hehehe,,

"So You Want to Work in the Video Game Industry "
probably the funniest one on this page

lmao
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