Volunteers Required!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:46 pm

Attention;
After making the decision to involve myself with 3d apps
and game programming, I have come to realize that it takes
a tremendous amount of time, effort, and study to become
even half way proficient. This also takes away time and energies
that could have been normally applied elsewhere. After much
thought, I have found the perfect solution. So I require the following:
1 - person to act as manager/continuity person
4- persons to provide programming services
6- persons to be available in rotating 4 hour
shifts to do research/study ( this is 24 hours per day).
2- persons to do artwork
2- persons to do character modeling.
4- persons to do level design and static assests.
2- persons to do audio
1- person or chimp to do pr/marketing

I require the person that acts a manager to report to me only the
successes and no problems whatsoever. I require that everyone
start at once, as this will give me time to enjoy some of the new
video games, go on dates, do some much needed clubbing, spend
more time at the race track, and over all just have a good time.
As volunteer's, do not even suggest compensation! I will of course
take full credit for any and all "good" work, and the manager will take
credit for any work that is less than "good". Just leave an e-mail address
and I will contact you to find out when my project is finished. That's right
don't call me I'll call you! So push aside any trivial project you may be
involved with at the moment and get started, I don't have a life time to
wait for fame and glory, and this way is much easier than spending long
hours in study and research, coding, artwork and modeling and all the
other neccessary things that just seem to be in my way. Also could you
hurry up and get some more needed features in this engine, I have some
grand ideas and want to put them into play. Also could you make sure
versions for all languages ( however useless they maybe) are provided
for me. I'll check back on Monday, to see if everything I need is
done.

The Guest
( you expect me to use my real name?)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:49 pm

midnight?

anyway, best thread since a while so far!

afecelis · Post by **afecelis** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:08 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Is it ok if I start right now with modeling, audio, level editing and a bit of programming? I promise I won't sleep this next week just to dedicate my time at work for your project.

I'M BRIAN FELLOWS · Post by **I'M BRIAN FELLOWS** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:27 pm

I WANT TO BE ON THE LIGHTING TEAM!

AssiDragon · Post by **AssiDragon** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:40 pm

And meanwhile what will YOU do?

apart from starting threads that make me cheer up.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:43 am

he wants to get this team, so he can have credit for doing nothing... pffttt... f..k that...

don_Pedro · Post by **don_Pedro** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:58 pm

He'll just provide precious little thing called constructive criticism

AssiDragon · Post by **AssiDragon** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:01 pm

I thought we are doing that right now..

FlyHigh · Post by **FlyHigh** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:42 pm

Please tell me this is a Massive multiplayer online RPG game, I mean I wouldn't wanna waste my time on something completeable

A very funny post Guest, well done!