Irrlicht Engine

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:02 am**

Virion wrote:
serengeor wrote:
and http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg
I wonder whats new on win7
in win7 they implemented a feature called quadrupleCheckUserLicense() and also BSOD_2()

Doh, now I remember why I switched back to windows xp

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:30 pm**

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:01 pm**

aek wrote:
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.

That made me burst out laughing. Thanks for making my day.

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:19 pm**

Windows, Visual Studio, .NET, ...
All of them are great

let the flame war begin...

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:33 pm**

Sylence wrote:Windows, Visual Studio, .NET, ...
All of them are great

let the flame war begin...

Just don't add Java to that statement

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:12 pm**

COBOL is the greatest language in this world.
.NET and rest are just only funny toys in comparison with COBOL.

Posted: **Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:56 pm**

aek wrote:COBOL is the greatest language in this world.
.NET and rest are just only funny toys in comparison with COBOL.

WTF? COBOL?
That's a kid's toy!!
Nothing like good assembler

Mmmm... hardware level programming :E

Posted: **Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:32 pm**

BrainF**k the best!

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Hello World!
The following program prints "Hello World!" and a newline to the screen:
+++++ +++++             initialize counter (cell #0) to 10
[                       use loop to set the next four cells to 70/100/30/10
    > +++++ ++              add  7 to cell #1
    > +++++ +++++           add 10 to cell #2 
    > +++                   add  3 to cell #3
    > +                     add  1 to cell #4
    <<<< -                  decrement counter (cell #0)
]                   
> ++ .                  print 'H'
> + .                   print 'e'
+++++ ++ .              print 'l'
.                       print 'l'
+++ .                   print 'o'
> ++ .                  print ' '
<< +++++ +++++ +++++ .  print 'W'
> .                     print 'o'
+++ .                   print 'r'
----- - .               print 'l'
----- --- .             print 'd'
> + .                   print '!'
> .                     print '\n'

Posted: **Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:36 pm**

Language wars are the most asinine thing programmers do. Languages are tools. Pick the right one for the job. It's like a pair of construction workers fighting about whether a hammer or saw is better.

Posted: **Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:38 pm**

Hammer is better it Can Create, destroy and fix

Posted: **Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:59 pm**

The C++ Lands
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Di1dC7rPTeM/T ... lands1.png

Posted: **Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:46 pm**

I love this thread.

Posted: **Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:39 am**

" In soviet russia class is destroying destructor "

Posted: **Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:44 am**

greenya wrote:The C++ Lands
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Di1dC7rPTeM/T ... lands1.png

Lol ... this is great.

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:34 am**

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;
; G O T H I C 2
;
; INI-File
;
; contains different settings
; ... some can be modified in gothics menu
; ... some not (feel free to hack, but don't cry ... :)
; ... others won't take any effect (they will be reset during gameplay)
; ... and a few may cause a crash or some other funny things :)
;
; Be careful but DON'T PANIC !!
;

And reminds me of this one(sorry if i posted it already)
In Half-Life, in file valve/violence.cfg:

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// What are you looking for here?

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