Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Bate · Post by **Bate** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:19 am

I had something similar to this once.

slavik262 · Post by **slavik262** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:05 pm

You haven't heard of ERROR_SUCCESS?

It's used all the time in Windows.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library ... S.85).aspx

Bate · Post by **Bate** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:53 pm

So a "Fatal Error" title and a crashed program is correct behavior? Now it makes all sense to me

shadowslair · Post by **shadowslair** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:34 pm

Bate wrote:So a "Fatal Error" title and a crashed program is correct behavior? Now it makes all sense to me

Absolutely. Well, looks like the MS guys create an app, just to watch it crashing- the same way as a kid builds a tower of bricks just to enjoy crashing it at once...

DarkDepths · Post by **DarkDepths** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:27 am

slavik262 wrote:You haven't heard of ERROR_SUCCESS? It's used all the time in Windows.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library ... S.85).aspx

Oooohhhh.... so success is an error according to Windows.

Well that explains a lot!

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:03 am

I think more would be explained, if error was a success

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:23 pm

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//I logged the only explanation left
IrrDevice->getLogger()->log("This species has amused itself to death!");

EDIT: ok obviously no-one got it. Take a look here, the 4. and 3. line from bottom.

Sylence · Post by **Sylence** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:45 pm

DarkDepths wrote:Oooohhhh.... so success is an error according to Windows.

Well that explains a lot!

Are you trying to be funny?
These codes are called error codes and are prefixed with "ERROR_"

Virion · Post by **Virion** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:11 pm

Sylence wrote:
DarkDepths wrote:Oooohhhh.... so success is an error according to Windows.

Well that explains a lot!
Are you trying to be funny?
These codes are called error codes and are prefixed with "ERROR_"

don't be so serious. this is a joke thread so obvious he is just joking.

serengeor · Post by **serengeor** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:32 pm

Virion wrote:
Sylence wrote:
DarkDepths wrote:Oooohhhh.... so success is an error according to Windows.

Well that explains a lot!
Are you trying to be funny?
These codes are called error codes and are prefixed with "ERROR_"
don't be so serious. this is a joke thread so obvious he is just joking.

Oooh, so you're joking about that he is joking?

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:11 pm

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//todo-wojtek no comments
commentToSave.setComment(getComment(documentComment));

Virion · Post by **Virion** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:42 pm

serengeor wrote:
Virion wrote:
Sylence wrote: Are you trying to be funny?
These codes are called error codes and are prefixed with "ERROR_"
don't be so serious. this is a joke thread so obvious he is just joking.
Oooh, so you're joking about that he is joking?

you're now joking about me joking about he is joking.

*infinite*

Bate · Post by **Bate** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:14 pm

ACE247 · Post by **ACE247** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:25 pm

So the number is either 7008000 if the last x is a multiply or 168 192 000 if its a variable for 24.

And I very much know what you mean with that software design joke, there are actually such clueless people.

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:31 pm

nice

I liked it the telephone number. Although it's a little too easy, isn't it? I learned that at school when i was 12 or so. An they use := instead of = ... Reminds me of ...
*runs away*