Ok, so here is rest of my collection
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
return 1; # returns 1
// I'm sorry.
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
// I have to find a better job
// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
ICantBelieveImUsingAGoto:
} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm... pie
// The ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Remember to change
// this to 3.0 if you move to a site in Indiana.
#define Pi 3.1415927
About comment above: In Indiana they really assumed Pi as 3.0
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it
/*
** The author disclaims copyright to this source code. In place of
** a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
** May you do good and not evil.
** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
** May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/
About comment above:It's from sqlite sources
/* NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION */
// (c) 2000 Applied Magic, Inc.
// Unauthorized use punishable by torture, mutilation, and vivisection.
//Haleluya i can go home!
// This will save us ~0.5 sec for every user and please the machine spirits.
// need a coffee to fix this.
// The root of all evil ... umm classes
About 10 years ago I was working at image processing, scanning microscope video frames to detect cell movement. I was working at a particulary intricated function and decided to go out and have a drink with friends. When I came back home I worked a little bit but not too much because I was drunk. The morning after I found a 10-line completely messed-up function with the following comment (obviously written by my other self):
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
The strangest part was that it even worked.
