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lol
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haha
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It's just a part of this picture:
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Lulz! i KNEW it XDDDDDD
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kazymjir wrote:..
Good one :lol:
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Post by fmx »

LOL
that wouldn't work, the guy studied "advanced theoretical physics" and built a flux capacitor so he should have realised:
going back in time to kill his younger self would also wipe out his future, meaning he would cease to exist after the 21st day and none of the stuff he did after that would have happened...
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Under the multiverse theory, going back in time would just have split the timelines into two at that point. DBZ explains it well, that's one educational show ;)
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There's probably a go-back-in-time command in emacs...
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Post by booe »

serengeor wrote: Image
kazymjir wrote:..
Good one :lol:
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hendu wrote:Under the multiverse theory, going back in time would just have split the timelines into two at that point. DBZ explains it well, that's one educational show ;)
So If I kidnap now a Sheep-Cutie, then travel one hour back with her, and then kidnap the the same Sheep-Cutie one hour earlier, and then travel with them back another hour, and then again kidnap third Sheep-Cutie, and then again go back one hour with my all three sheep cuties.... and kidnap fourth one..... ETC, I'd be able to collect THE ENTIRE GLADE OF THE SAME SHEEP-CUTIES?!

And then we'll rewrite Irrlicht! The team: myself and 1000 Sheep-Cuties!

(yea I know I'm more skilled than even one thousand of thems!)

It would be so coool as a woool! Someone plx invent a Time Machine, as I much desire to clone Sheeps!
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Height2Normal v. 2.1 - convert height maps to normal maps

Step back! I have a void pointer, and I'm not afraid to use it!
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(Sorry about my bad English)
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Yes booe, you could get a flock of sheep-cuties that way ;)
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You'd probably fall asleep with so many sheeps around... but in fact, the moment you kidnapped your second sheep, your first sheep would inmediately disappear. Or would blow away half of the galaxy due to the space-time continuum disruption...

"Back to the future" is even better! XD
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