Guidelines of failure

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:49 am

I was just bored laying in bed with my spare kitty, the one that didn't get run over, thinking odd thoughts... this was one of them.

A set of guidelines for those who intend to fail.

1. Always rush things especially when it needs patients
2. Be damn sure your name is unpronouncable
3. Lie ALWAYS if you find yourself telling the truth just walk away
4. Just walk away
5. Quitting is for Quiters but you can sneak or walk away never quit but never proceed
6. Rely on Donations of the artistic kind
7. Ask all the wrong questions on the wrong forum and always post in the wrong section of the wrong forum
8. Learn to script it's essential for kids
9. Learn Java you're going to need it
10. Buy a pc with windows preinstalled then reformat and install linux because everyone knows thats where the market is
11. Ask for help in failing ALWAYS for EVERYTHING
12. Never ever what ever you do use a search engine unless for porn
14. Steal another game
15. Play games 5-6 more hours a day if there are that many left in the scheduel of your current 24 hour cycle
16. Ask your parents for help designing software
17. Ask your cat for help
18. Waste time writting meaningless threads intended for comedic purposes
19. Use the name Midnight on the Irrlicht forum
20. Wait for the next release of Guice (because no one really knows Guice is something else now and the so very hated name is dead)

Ok theres 20 reasons for you to bitch me out... keep it going if you like.

monkeycracks · Post by **monkeycracks** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:58 am

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19. Use the name Midnight on the Irrlicht forum

Monkeycracks is bad too.

21. Always use the wrong formatting tags in the wrong posts of the wrong sections of the wrong forums.

zeno60 · Post by **zeno60** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:34 am

22. Denounce & leave the forums. Come back. Denouce the & leave forums again. Come back.

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:09 am

zeno60 wrote:22. Denounce & leave the forums. Come back. Denouce the & leave forums again. Come back.

damn I missed one.

of course I never denounced anything nor left but whatever fag.

23. Make up bs and or feed false rumors made by talentless nobodies that contribute nothing and be friends with those people
24. Flame and Troll popular forum members
25. Idolize, Immortialize, and famotize a-holes like Midnight

ok fine I made up that last word
at least I know how to stay on subject when it matters.. or does it ha!

monkeycracks · Post by **monkeycracks** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:14 am

25. Idolize, Immortialize, and famotize a-holes like Midnight

HAVE MY BABIES

rooly · Post by **rooly** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:47 am

26. Look for spelling mistakes in the off topic forum

*note* you should have 'patience' instead of 'patients'

the first means 'ability to wait'. the second means 'person under medical care'

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:02 am

27. Never ever not ever fix spelling mistakes
28. Make spelling mistakes on purpose
29. If you screw up talk your way out of it and fake the rest

30. Convince yourself that rule 29 doesn't belong in the success guide

monkeycracks · Post by **monkeycracks** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:05 am

31. Ask random forum members to have your babies.
32. Use a shitload of comma splices, they are really annoying, no one really likes them, it makes things annoying and hard to read, you should definitely use these instead of periods.

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:07 am

31. Bash Rooly for completely neglecting the absense of rule 13
13. Set a Trap and Pwn Rooly

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:10 am

33. Incorrectly and non-sequentually miss-number guidelines
34. Think this isn't funny
35. Over and miss-use the hyphen

monkeycracks · Post by **monkeycracks** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:11 am

36. Buy a Mac or Vista

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:14 am

36. make forum post count and guideline count match because you're challenging yourself

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:14 am

37. Reply to yourself over and over

rooly · Post by **rooly** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:16 am

35. Repeat previously marked guideline entry numbers.
36. Continue replying to the thread about successfully failing.

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:17 am

rooly wrote:*note* you should have 'patience' instead of 'patients'

the first means 'ability to wait'. the second means 'person under medical care'

38. Think the above makes a difference