Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Adler1337 · Post by **Adler1337** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:58 pm

"DRINK THE BLOOD DRINK THE BLOOD"\
"RAPE THE ROTTEN CARCASS"\
"WITH THE AXE AMPUTATE"\
"TOUNGE HER ANUS"\
"CHOP OFF HER HEAD"\
"EJACULATING BLOOD"\
"INTO THE OPEN THROAT"

WTF

hendu · Post by **hendu** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:01 pm

Poetry is common in software actually

Adler1337 · Post by **Adler1337** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:06 pm

Poetry is common in software actually

Of course, a poem, I thought it was a serial killer writing down his crazy thoughts. It being a poem makes it so much better.

slavik262 · Post by **slavik262** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:20 pm

Adler1337 wrote:
"DRINK THE BLOOD DRINK THE BLOOD"\
"RAPE THE ROTTEN CARCASS"\
"WITH THE AXE AMPUTATE"\
"TOUNGE HER ANUS"\
"CHOP OFF HER HEAD"\
"EJACULATING BLOOD"\
"INTO THE OPEN THROAT"
WTF

+1. What the hell man? Funny comments are one thing, but deluded and disturbing ravings are something quite different.

Bear_130278 · Post by **Bear_130278** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:49 am

Oh cmon.... it is just letters....

fmx · Post by **fmx** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:20 am

Its his code and his comments, and he was kind enough to share them.
Beggars cant be choosers

@devsh
Words of advice:
you can write, say and do whatever the hell you want to, but most people take things a tad too personally.
Sometimes, its best to not say anything at all

roelor · Post by **roelor** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:31 pm

Sounds like a good metal song to me

I must be twisted..

slavik262 · Post by **slavik262** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:05 am

fmx wrote:Its his code and his comments, and he was kind enough to share them.
Beggars cant be choosers

@devsh
Words of advice:
you can write, say and do whatever the hell you want to, but most people take things a tad too personally.
Sometimes, its best to not say anything at all

I'm not taking it personally at all... I just find it very strange

macron12388 · Post by **macron12388** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:24 am

That was....amusing

EDIT: Okay this one is swaying towards kinda creepy too, I haven't had this happen to me too many times before. I was fiddling around with raw enet code last night, and I hadn't taken my evening coffee... well I was having a problem setting up a test, because both mingw compiler was having problems with the distr. of enet I had, and because my simple lack of knowledge of that library. I gave up for the night and just crashed on my futon.

I had a programming dream come true, no not the one we all have where project managers finally accept bugs as built-in features. I had a very vivid dream where my dream pointed out rather rudely my mistakes in my attempts with enet that night. After that, and continued overstatement of "YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY THE SECOND CLIENTS TARGET IN BYTE-ORDER!!!!"

I woke up, made my coffee, and quite surprisingly was able to get my testing demo up and running, with a few warnings, but I'll hammer those out today and begin streamlining a few custom functions I can integrate into my irrlicht+irrBP project.

So this story ended with:

Now....BACK TO WORK *WOOOOOOOOOSH*

Radikalizm · Post by **Radikalizm** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:05 am

macron12388 wrote: I had a programming dream come true

I have found solutions to countless bugs in many varying projects in my sleep
It's always the same scenario: you work all day on a feature, you get it up and running but some severe bug tries to spoil your fun and you can't find a fix, you give up at 3AM and go to sleep, you dream about your project and fix the bug, you wake up and actually try the fix you dreamt of..

And it works...

Maybe they should introduce 'Programmer nap-time' in software companies to decrease the amount of bugs

macron12388 · Post by **macron12388** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:43 pm

Radikalizm wrote:
macron12388 wrote: I had a programming dream come true
I have found solutions to countless bugs in many varying projects in my sleep
It's always the same scenario: you work all day on a feature, you get it up and running but some severe bug tries to spoil your fun and you can't find a fix, you give up at 3AM and go to sleep, you dream about your project and fix the bug, you wake up and actually try the fix you dreamt of..

And it works...

Maybe they should introduce 'Programmer nap-time' in software companies to decrease the amount of bugs

Haha, well, my 'project managers' are my parents, and their incentive:

"Are you going to help with the rent this month?"

Radikalizm · Post by **Radikalizm** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:24 pm

macron12388 wrote:
Haha, well, my 'project managers' are my parents, and their incentive:

"Are you going to help with the rent this month?"

My project manager is my professor OOP.. he doesn't care about money, he just wants bugfree code
Another awesome thing to note is that he's a true 'extreme programmer', so he expects us to be the same
Unit tests everywhere!

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:53 pm

http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2010/07 ... -java.html

macron12388 · Post by **macron12388** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:13 pm

Johnnie Garza wrote:Open Source does not mean the source is somehow 'open'.

hendu · Post by **hendu** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:25 pm

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN3026798220101130

Many programmers have created and promoted the computer programming language known as "open source code" to be shared on public sites at no cost, but licensing issues are murky.

programming language known as "open source code"