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ChaiRuiPeng wrote:http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageM ... turama-Fry
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some comment i found from one of my first c++ projects a few months ago..
what was causiung!??!
world will never know...
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///@todo: this is a hacky fix, fix the hacky fix to fix the problem which is of causing
world will never know...
ent1ty wrote: success is a matter of concentration and desire
at a cost measure in computer resourcesButler Lampson wrote: all problems in Computer Science can be solved by another level of indirection
Probably a good thingChaiRuiPeng wrote:world will never know...
irrRenderer 1.0
Height2Normal v. 2.1 - convert height maps to normal maps
Step back! I have a void pointer, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Height2Normal v. 2.1 - convert height maps to normal maps
Step back! I have a void pointer, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Looks like a sims mod script.Lambda wrote:This one is betterGeomaster wrote:I personally like this piece of code:^^Code: Select all
void Woman::toBathroom() { while (true) { } }
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void CWoman::InitBathroom() { CWoman* pFriend = 0; CWoman* pHuman = CBaseHuman::FindNextHuman( EHT_GIRL ); while( pHuman ) { if( pHuman->IsFriend( this ) ) { pFriend = pHuman; break; } pHuman = CBaseHuman::FindNextHuman( EHT_GIRL ); } while( true ) { if( pFriend ) pFriend->ProcessMisteriousThings(); ProcessMisteriousThings(); } } void CWoman::ProcessMisteriousThings() { //! Who knows... }
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tonight i feel i dodged a bullet
look at this method
well IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger is kind of an injective class, draws lines to oultine animation paths, dervied from ISceneNode. good thing i made it getAnimator() and not getAnimators(), since that is an irrlicht method and could cause mayhem.. when some irrlicht internals call that...
i dont know how thats funny but i laughed creepy when i realized i should make that method name more specific to my class. now off to go eat breakfast.. or a midnight snack... or whatever time it is..
EDIT: probbly good time for sleep too
look at this method
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IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger::getAnimator()
i dont know how thats funny but i laughed creepy when i realized i should make that method name more specific to my class. now off to go eat breakfast.. or a midnight snack... or whatever time it is..
EDIT: probbly good time for sleep too
ent1ty wrote: success is a matter of concentration and desire
at a cost measure in computer resourcesButler Lampson wrote: all problems in Computer Science can be solved by another level of indirection
idk about a bullet, if one class injects into another I image the worst that would happen is a BSOD and maybe loss of unsaved work.. but when you compile with an IDE is saves at compile time and that code wouldn't do anything until it were executed anyway. I'm not sure how that's funny either, must have to have been there or care or something.ChaiRuiPeng wrote:tonight i feel i dodged a bullet
look at this method
well IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger is kind of an injective class, draws lines to oultine animation paths, dervied from ISceneNode. good thing i made it getAnimator() and not getAnimators(), since that is an irrlicht method and could cause mayhem.. when some irrlicht internals call that...Code: Select all
IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger::getAnimator()
i dont know how thats funny but i laughed creepy when i realized i should make that method name more specific to my class. now off to go eat breakfast.. or a midnight snack... or whatever time it is..
EDIT: probbly good time for sleep too
lmfao at breakfast or a midnight snack though!
you know you need to go stop coding an hour before going to sleep when you dream of something like this
And it can be worse if you dream in Debug mode
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bool Me::WakeUp()
{
if(m_bladder->IsFull())
GoPee();
WashFace();
return true;
}
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I know that . Been struggling to get a piece of sh ... so ... software running for a day or two at work and didn't find the solution to the problem. When I was asleep at night I suddenly woke up and thought to myself: "Damn ... **of course this can't work**"". Went back to work the next day and fixed the problem.Radikalizm wrote:I've actually solved some really nasty bugs in my dreams, and amazingly enough the fixes used in the dream mostly work in real life tookazymjir wrote:I see that not only I dream about code
Unfortunately this does not happen that often
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ocassioanaly i will be in pseudo sleep and thinking about my project.. then i will think of something ingenius, a solution or something, and can't sleep until i at least get on my computer and fix.
ent1ty wrote: success is a matter of concentration and desire
at a cost measure in computer resourcesButler Lampson wrote: all problems in Computer Science can be solved by another level of indirection