Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:51 am

The worst is when you are dreaming about coding project and "finishing it" in dreams.
When I am waking up I am happy that project is done, but in next few minutes I am realizing that was only a dream and I am getting very sad

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:24 pm

ahahaa

Rishikeshan · Post by **Rishikeshan** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:53 am

ent1ty wrote:

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entity	B0o-supermario: i bet your name is John
Vector_	Nope.
entity	Vector_: i bet your name is Grumpy
B0o-supermario	My name is john
Vector_	No, its Rumple Stilt Skin.
B0o-supermario	But who said?
Vector_	Or perhaps that's one word, I dunno.
entity	me did
B0o-supermario	Who said it to you?
entity	no, seriously? 0.o
entity	haha
entity	awesome
entity	told you i'm Jedi
entity	B0o-supermario, i guessed
entity	awesome

And private conversation with the guy

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Started talking with B0o-supermario on piatok 4. 2. 2011 21:53:53
B0o-supermario	Harley said to you, right?
entity	who;s harley
entity	seriously man, i guessed
B0o-supermario	No
B0o-supermario	Harley said it to you
entity	john is the typical english/american name
B0o-supermario	I said him that my name is join
entity	and i have no idea who harley is
B0o-supermario	John*
entity	the motorbike?
B0o-supermario	No
B0o-supermario	Not bike
B0o-supermario	Harley is the person who has been trolling around but now he corrected himself...
entity	what, the word soup?
entity	ajakuiop?
entity	i doubt that guy is correcting himself
B0o-supermario	No
B0o-supermario	He is heartless
entity	that fits
B0o-supermario	And did you really really guess my name?
entity	yes 
B0o-supermario	So can i trust harley?
entity	dunno who he is
B0o-supermario	Ok
B0o-supermario	Can you promise that you really guessed it?
entity	i can, but if was lying all he time, i could too 
entity	if i was*
B0o-supermario	Ok
B0o-supermario	You aren't evil
entity	off course not, i'm jedi
B0o-supermario	Sorry for doubting you 
entity	no problem
*B0o-supermario is happy now
*B0o-supermario gives some power mushrooms to entity!
uhm
*entity says thanks, i guess

LOL B0o-supermario
But i'm sure his name isn't john...
Harley says himself a DDoS expert but he is uberN00B...
He doesn't know even what's TCP... I know that guy...

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:22 am

Its not was B0o-supermario, it was Harley, he just wanted to know that entity will say that Harley said him B0o-supermario name

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:18 am

Yeah the guy changes his name a lot, i've seen him change his name about 10 times... i guess he has some self-esteem and personality issues

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:14 pm

Funny

http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal ... in-family/

Radikalizm · Post by **Radikalizm** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:46 pm

ent1ty wrote:Funny http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal ... in-family/

I really can't decide if the guy who wrote that article was serious or not

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:36 pm

Yeah it's hard to tell... but i guess it's not serious, as the guys name is Winkle

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:57 am

Radikalizm wrote:
ent1ty wrote:Funny http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal ... in-family/
I really can't decide if the guy who wrote that article was serious or not

Serious or not ... I just can't stop laughing.

Btw: sort of reminds me of some guy who tried to "save the German language". Can't find the link right now, but it was funny to read an article about the internet without any english words

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:07 pm

REEDIT: wait isn't this only in MSVC

ARE THEY INVADING MY GCC!!??!?!

ahhhhh

Radikalizm · Post by **Radikalizm** » Thu May 12, 2011 8:21 pm

That's a memory identifier which was put in there on purpose, I've also seen "deadbeef" myself, and there are others

Virror · Post by **Virror** » Thu May 12, 2011 9:57 pm

Thats a good one : D

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Thu May 12, 2011 10:44 pm

http://abstrusegoose.com/a/206.htm

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:23 am

@kazy

Sipser is actual prof. at American MIT.

IelinaJane · Post by **IelinaJane** » Mon May 23, 2011 1:28 pm

Types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.

Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.

Irrlicht Engine

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