Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

[kazymjir]

Serious Sam’s DRM Is A Giant Pink Scorpion
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12 ... -scorpion/

And that's what I've found yesterday in my old project, files downloaded from my customer server:

[kazymjir]

What I've found, look what he was compiling:

[Cube_]

so true.

[kazymjir]

Fax to tech support

[Virion]

What I've found, look what he was compiling:

Irrlicht

[Cube_]

Indeed.
and that is a really happy moment, but if there is a warning or two I generally don't mind. as long as it is error free ^^

[REDDemon]

[stefbuet]

Well, this one wasn't that funny...

[ent1ty]

Well neither was your post... and neither is mine... and neither was this I just said... Whoops! Infinite loop!

[Darklynks]

[REDDemon]

funny is not absolute measure meter. I found that funny as half of posts in this topic. that's why I shared. Probably most of pictures I found and I didn't put here are funny for others but not for me:D.

Last picture not funny too. Just reality XD

[greenya]

No actually a "programming" joke, but hope you like it:

[kazymjir]

Greenya, great pictures

[REDDemon]

asd

[hendu]

There's an old tale of a threadpool-y class which, in that it monitored child threads, was named Pedophile. This is all good for a laugh, until your customers call in to complain that your program is crashing with only the message, "Error: Pedophile has no children to watch."