100% Logical

[Midnight]

How To Get Ahead



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the BullshiT and a*s kissing that will put you over the top

[Guest]

Whoa...I know this is late...BUT THIS IS SO COOL!!

Nice one Midnight.

[sRc]

i was going to say "wait I've seen this before in the back pages here in Offtopic" but then I noticed he bumped up the thread

[cpprules]

Well then "T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z" will get you even higher:

20+21+22+23+24+25+26 = 161%

, whatever it means.

[cpprules]

And you could assume logicaly that higher procent than 100 is immposible:
Let's say that there are 10 peasants in whole world, if you killed all of them then you killed 100%, if you kill 110% you actually are bullshiting.
I hate higher procents than 100% cause it's the max, it's defined as max at begining! And that should be clear!

[Spintz]

Logic Puzzle...

I was given this test at a job interview, they told me to take as long as I needed to finish it, I did it in 5 minutes, how long does it take you?

Code: Select all

  S E N D
+ M O R E
_________
M O N E Y

Each letter represents a whole number in the range of [ 0 - 9 ]. If you decide E is 9 for example, then all E's are 9 and no other letter can represent 9.

[Spintz]

Sorry, dbl post.

[jam]

Logic Puzzle...

I was given this test at a job interview, they told me to take as long as I needed to finish it, I did it in 5 minutes, how long does it take you?

Code: Select all

  S E N D
+ M O R E
_________
M O N E Y

Did you get the job?

[Pr3t3nd3r]

How To Get Ahead



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the BullshiT and a*s kissing that will put you over the top

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E + B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T will always get you farther than H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K + K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E ...
you can see that every day if you look at organizations and hi rated individuals, politics ... etc ...

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G extra power bonus

gg

[boboS]

....asskising and bullshit will get you on top ........ of a sand casle (filosofically viewpoint)

[Midnight]

And you could assume logicaly that higher procent than 100 is immposible:
Let's say that there are 10 peasants in whole world, if you killed all of them then you killed 100%, if you kill 110% you actually are bullshiting.
I hate higher percents than 100% cause it's the max, it's defined as max at beginning! And that should be clear!

there is such a thing as more then 100% it's defined as maximum amount the way that a cup is 1 a gallon is 1 and these are considered whole things... but it's when you want more then a single or more then a whole object or thing that you get the number 2...

as for logic and mathematics don't be retarded... definitions are created by man and man is fallible to hold anything we know as true or solid and permanently constant is yet another of mankind's fallabilities.

To really understand anything and know all there is to know you must first forget that anything you already know is only a set of guidelines and uncertain buffers to allow you to cope with your reality.

I pity those without the capacity to truly understand.

true logic states that not knowing everything gives you a bias knowledge.

this is why people hate what they don't understand.

What I find most interesting is that purpose is irrelevant.

there does not have to be a reason to live life will eventually move on...
there does not have to be interest in something people only know about...
electricity takes the path of least resistance.

What I can tell you is that the singularity is most important.
the unknown variable.
the x factor.
if the universe weren't made up of unlimited possibilities it wouldn't exist at all at least not life because without singularity there is no harmony.

did you know that synthesized music is different then human played music?
scientific studies have shown that it's the singularity in human instrumently made music is far more attractive then perfectly aligned synthetic beats....

which is why the wierder techno gets the more attractive it is.
especially like a remix which is popular to an enourmise demograph.

[Guest]

what is it with you people. you turn one small funny thread into a big a*s arguement. damn, quit it.

[afecelis]

whoa! ........ deep!

[FlyHigh]

true logic states that not knowing everything gives you a bias knowledge.

Where is this 'true' logic and where does it make such a retarded claim?

There is bias in opinions not logic or knowledge. Knowledge can't be biased because it can be proved with logic. Logic can't be biased either because its either correct or incorrect. You see?

did you know that synthesized music is different then human played music?

Did you know an apple tastes different to an orange? Your point?

[hybrid]

Logic Puzzle...

I was given this test at a job interview, they told me to take as long as I needed to finish it, I did it in 5 minutes, how long does it take you?

About one minute, but I was a little confused that there are multiple solutions. If you start from left to right it's solved very quickly. Just start to guess as soon as you reduced the total number of free variables by three and found the relation between E and N.