Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:35 pm

ent1ty wrote:An they use := instead of = ... Reminds me of ...
*runs away*

writeln('Reminds you what?');

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:39 pm

What a nightmarish memory it is

Still, i suppose it's better then HTML

ACE247 · Post by **ACE247** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:41 pm

Reminds me of....TURBO PASCAL

*runs away too*

RuggJack93 · Post by **RuggJack93** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:32 pm

Guys? Guys? Damn, there's no one here...it's cold...and i hear strange noises...what?...what is uses crt;?...who's there?...what the hell...NOO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME,NOOO !!!

serengeor · Post by **serengeor** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:25 am

ACE247 wrote:Reminds me of....TURBO PASCAL *runs away too*

Heh, I wish I could do that too, but I still got to learn it because of the exams

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:15 am

Run Like Hell

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:11 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chfruZxjkEk

while(true)
std::cout << "I want to see a zettabyte in my lifetime. It is equal to a trillion gigabytes.";

also, more hypnotic version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb55qUSB0jk

edit:

The 3 most dangerous things against your completing your project:

1. A Programmer with a soldering iron.
2. A Manager who programs.
3. A User with ideas.

ACE247 · Post by **ACE247** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:14 pm

I solder quite frequently...

serengeor · Post by **serengeor** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:18 pm

20% of the times I had soldering Iron in my hands, I got burns on them.
So its not that bad, is it?

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:48 pm

Hmm... I think more dangerous is programmer who think is electrician, not just only who have soldering iron in hands.
I remember when bought my first multimeter some months ago and wanted to test it... so i put it in socket in my house... (European, 220V)...
In one second, whole high-rise building was without energy and stick from multimeter melted a little

serengeor · Post by **serengeor** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:27 pm

Heh, I had almost the same idea.
I put 500V capacitor in the socket and then KABOOOOM!!!!!!!!~!~!~!
Well, not exaclty, only the ?fuse? poped out, so I felt really happy

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:39 pm

What I learnt back in my first practical semester - was a electronics noob back then (and still am

- don't use a phone jack to grab power. Or you'll end up with a short-circuit. But my boss told me to use this jack, so I soldered around (remember ... noob) and got the adapter working - the cheap power supply of the test computer stopped working after it was plugged in however

ACE247 · Post by **ACE247** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:24 pm

Ok I'm not like you Noobs with electronics.

I actually build working electric devices as another hobby.
Like a metal detector, shortwave radios etc.
But I guess that's what happens if ones father works at Denel.

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:56 pm

//todo-wojtek no comments
commentToSave.setComment(getComment(documentComment));

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:34 pm

"If programmers have make a plane "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZq4sZz56qM