Program in C that can kill people

[akaz]

I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!

[Lonesome Ducky]

Lovely! Sadly, there's no way to do it. Flashing colors can only display at the refresh rate of the monitor, usually around 60 times per second. This is not enough to kill anyone, nor do I think flashing lights could likely kill anyone in anything but the most extreme circumstance. Funny post though

[grumpymonkey]

try reinstalling windows

[Metalero]

Or you can render this text:

"Please, take a knife, and cut your jugular with it"
"Your Faithfully [Your Alias]"

And hope the user obey it.

[Kalango]

Stuff like that only works in DOS or Mac... I tried once in Windows Vista and it only got me stomach sick...

[Adler1337]

Or you can render this text:

"Please, take a knife, and cut your jugular with it"
"Your Faithfully [Your Alias]"

And hope the user obey it.

You'd be surprised how many people would do it.

[Metalero]

You'd be surprised how many people would do it.

Intersting... Very interesting....

[Virion]

maybe you should write a program that extremely overloading every single hardware and make it overheat until the whole computer explode and also causing short circuit and burn the user's home entirely to kill him (and his family).

[Brainsaw]

Or you can render this text:

"Please, take a knife, and cut your jugular with it"
"Your Faithfully [Your Alias]"

And hope the user obey it.

Lol .. reminds me of that "manual virus" I got a few years ago:

...
delete c:\windows\System32\win.com
...

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[loki1985]

whats so hard about automatically finding the nearest nuclear powerplant, calculating estimated incident impact, invading its systems and initiating nuclear meltdown? OK, there will be collateral damage, but hey.... missions's a mission, right?

[Virion]

by the way shouldnt this thread be moved to off-topic?

[CuteAlien]

by the way shouldnt this thread be moved to off-topic? :lol:

I'm considering it. Then again this is obviously a beginner question as he doesn't know yet how to do it...

[slavik262]

whats so hard about automatically finding the nearest nuclear powerplant, calculating estimated incident impact, invading its systems and initiating nuclear meltdown? OK, there will be collateral damage, but hey.... missions's a mission, right?

You just reminded me of this:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15229_5- ... an-do.html

To summarize the article, Hollywood thinks that us programmers can do the following with computers:

1. Blow things up
2. Hack/steal anything and everything
3. Steal your entire life so that people don't know who you are
4. Accidentally make a self-aware computer
5. Talk to aliens

[ArcticFox]

The flashing thingy will have a bad effect on people whit epilepsy on photo thingy or what ever its called, but why would you like this in the very first case?

[loki1985]

You just reminded me of this:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15229_5- ... an-do.html

wehehell: http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/imgs ... r_bomb.jpg

who says i cannot do these things?
muhahahahahaha!

*vanishes into the darkness to terrorize the town*