Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:05 pm

Maybe it's not about programming, but I think we have here some physicists, that can understand that image

stefbuet · Post by **stefbuet** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:14 pm

nice one

ArakisTheKitsune · Post by **ArakisTheKitsune** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:04 am

I made these two some time ago, it's not much but it can be fun ^^

slavik262 · Post by **slavik262** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:50 am

Hello World code that never ever exits thanks to that wonderful goto?

Acki · Post by **Acki** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:59 am

slavik262 wrote:Hello World code that never ever exits thanks to that wonderful goto?

I guess this is the funny part about it !?!?!

btw, they are both exactly the same code, just with a different description...

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:56 pm

Reminds me of the Hello World code of Brainfuck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck):

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+++++ +++++             initialize counter (cell #0) to 10
[                       use loop to set the next four cells to 70/100/30/10
    > +++++ ++              add  7 to cell #1
    > +++++ +++++           add 10 to cell #2 
    > +++                   add  3 to cell #3
    > +                     add  1 to cell #4
    <<<< -                  decrement counter (cell #0)
]                   
> ++ .                  print 'H'
> + .                   print 'e'
+++++ ++ .              print 'l'
.                       print 'l'
+++ .                   print 'o'
> ++ .                  print ' '
<< +++++ +++++ +++++ .  print 'W'
> .                     print 'o'
+++ .                   print 'r'
----- - .               print 'l'
----- --- .             print 'd'
> + .                   print '!'
> .                     print '\n'

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:00 pm

something i just made up while thinking and falling asleep at the same time

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virtual void god();

Hope i didn't insult anybody

Lonesome Ducky · Post by **Lonesome Ducky** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:15 am

I like this guy!

DtD · Post by **DtD** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:49 am

That's right! There is only God, no gods.

But seriously, necessary?

Bate · Post by **Bate** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:46 am

d3jake · Post by **d3jake** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:40 pm

From the IRC channel:

<d3jake> I figured out why I have a tendency to capitalize the first two letters of words sometimes:
<Petskull> slow on the shift key?
<d3jake> IAnimatedMesh, ISceneNode, IRigidBody....

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:02 am

Just in case this hasen't been postet yet:

A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages:
http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/b ... wrong.html

(had some big laughs at work when I sent this article around)

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:55 pm

Brainsaw: that was awesome

Anyway, i got an idea and did a bit of work in GIMP, and here's the result:

if you are interested in putting this into your signature, here is the link for the image:
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8063/84821773.png

hope you like it

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:42 am

@ent1ty: that's nice. Maybe I'll integrate something similar into my signature image. I think a text like "void *someData; (proud ANSI C coder)" would be OK. Thanks for the idea.

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:50 pm

Brainsaw: yeah, that'd be nice