Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Kalango · Post by **Kalango** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:17 pm

that happens a LOT in devil may cry series...

macron12388 · Post by **macron12388** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:21 pm

Jake-GR wrote:@Bate: thats stencil shadows, everything inside the outline gets shaded (there is nothing that stops it)
actually in Mass Effect 2, they do a good job of positioning NPCs, but there are times when you can see the shadow of someone on the other side of the wall

That happens in A LOT of professional games

devsh · Post by **devsh** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:29 pm

god Mass Effect 2 has stencil shadows, I am going to ROFLMAC at any of their developers

slavik262 · Post by **slavik262** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:05 am

devsh wrote:god Mass Effect 2 has stencil shadows, I am going to ROFLMAC at any of their developers

What's wrong with stencil shadows? Done well, they're cheap, fast, and effective.

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:59 am

slavik262 · Post by **slavik262** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:50 am

What if people tried to pay for other things the way they pay for code?

Kalango · Post by **Kalango** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:21 am

Haha! typical situations...
"So do you want me to wok for free?"
"No! Its just a test...."
hehe....

kazymjir · Post by **kazymjir** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:07 pm

ArcticFox · Post by **ArcticFox** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:59 pm

aek wrote:img

Infinite loop

some random I found:

Have you heard about the new super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

Q: Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas with Halloween?
A: Because DEC 25 is equal to OCT 31.

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:32 am

@ArcticFox:

USB: useless serial bus

devsh · Post by **devsh** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:10 pm

FeDora: funking evil depreciated obsolete rummage (of) appliactions

Virion · Post by **Virion** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:01 pm

Brainsaw wrote:@ArcticFox:

USB: useless serial bus

nice

Brainsaw · Post by **Brainsaw** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:37 am

Virion wrote:
Brainsaw wrote:@ArcticFox:

USB: useless serial bus
nice

This one came up when USB was introduced. It took quite some time until there was any useful hardware for that, so it was *true* back then

omaremad · Post by **omaremad** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:18 pm

This isnt funny but scary, devsh we need a explaination....

http://code.google.com/p/project-ninja- ... nShaders.h

macron12388 · Post by **macron12388** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:27 pm

omaremad wrote:This isnt funny but scary, devsh we need a explaination....

http://code.google.com/p/project-ninja- ... nShaders.h

O_O Strange....