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Post by Kalango »

that happens a LOT in devil may cry series...
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Post by macron12388 »

Jake-GR wrote:@Bate: thats stencil shadows, everything inside the outline gets shaded (there is nothing that stops it)
actually in Mass Effect 2, they do a good job of positioning NPCs, but there are times when you can see the shadow of someone on the other side of the wall
That happens in A LOT of professional games :lol:
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god Mass Effect 2 has stencil shadows, I am going to ROFLMAC at any of their developers
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devsh wrote:god Mass Effect 2 has stencil shadows, I am going to ROFLMAC at any of their developers
What's wrong with stencil shadows? Done well, they're cheap, fast, and effective.
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Post by Kalango »

Haha! typical situations...
"So do you want me to wok for free?"
"No! Its just a test...."
hehe....
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Post by ArcticFox »

aek wrote:img
Infinite loop :lol:

some random I found:

Have you heard about the new super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

Q: Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas with Halloween?
A: Because DEC 25 is equal to OCT 31.

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
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@ArcticFox:

USB: useless serial bus
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FeDora: funking evil depreciated obsolete rummage (of) appliactions
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Post by Virion »

Brainsaw wrote:@ArcticFox:

USB: useless serial bus
nice :lol:
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Virion wrote:
Brainsaw wrote:@ArcticFox:

USB: useless serial bus
nice :lol:
This one came up when USB was introduced. It took quite some time until there was any useful hardware for that, so it was *true* back then :D
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Post by omaremad »

This isnt funny but scary, devsh we need a explaination....

http://code.google.com/p/project-ninja- ... nShaders.h
"Irrlicht is obese"

If you want modern rendering techniques learn how to make them or go to the engine next door =p
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Post by macron12388 »

omaremad wrote:This isnt funny but scary, devsh we need a explaination....

http://code.google.com/p/project-ninja- ... nShaders.h
O_O Strange....
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