Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

pippy3 · Post by **pippy3** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:31 am

Acki wrote:
Go|iath wrote:Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach...

...but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
http://irrlicht.sourceforge.net/phpBB2/ ... =30#225036

Since he's on a laptop, shouldn't it be fn+F1?

Luben · Post by **Luben** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:07 pm

Not necessarily. I don't have to press fn to use my F-keys, for instance.

Go|iath · Post by **Go|iath** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:02 am

ahah, they beat me to it.

from xkcd

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:43 am

Yes! I know what you mean!

cobra · Post by **cobra** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:05 pm

What is the compliment to a 43-degree angle?
"My, you're looking acute today."

What do you call a boring man and his wife?
a linear pair

ent1ty · Post by **ent1ty** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:53 pm

Code: Select all

jorgerosa	with a little (*titanic) effort, i´ll get there. All i need are all my skills (*But where are they?....)
jorgerosa	http://sites.google.com/site/jorgerosaportfolio/home/irrlicht_media_player.zip
jorgerosa	not bad for a noob, right? (*please say yes....)
entity		success is a matter of concentration and desire 
Cobra171	How would you know?
		*entity slaps Cobra171
Cobra171	You must have read a book!
		*entity slaps Cobra171 again
Cobra171	That's not really fair.
entity		...
Cobra171	Shouldn't it be more like *entity motions to slap Cobra171
Cobra171	?
Cobra171	Then I could do something like
		*Cobra171 dodges entity's attempted slap
entity		all right look at this
		*entity kicks Cobra171 out of irc
		<- Cobra171 has disconnected (Disconnected by services)
entity		that was fair, right?

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:10 pm

my spring break schedule

wake up
try to remember ideas that came to me in dreams
write on whiteboard
turn on computer
draft ideas
test ideas
spend 3 hours attempting to debug
give up for 15 minutes and play chess with computer bot
have daily inspiration
(think) your code will work
go back to drafting
WHAT WHEN WAS IT THE 6 IN THE EVENING ALREADY!!
rush to get my to-do list of that day done
go back to sleep

brainstorm during sleep subconscioussly

repaete

ent1ty wrote: success is a matter of concentration and desire

Go|iath · Post by **Go|iath** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:16 pm

hahahah,

myself I'm more likely to debug for about 15 minutes and play games for 3 hours, but that is probably why I haven't created many games yet

ent1ty wrote: success is a matter of concentration and desire

Indeed, I call that "Passion"

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:28 pm

Go|iath wrote:hahahah,

myself I'm more likely to debug for about 15 minutes and play games for 3 hours, but that is probably why I haven't created many games yet

ent1ty wrote: success is a matter of concentration and desire
Indeed, I call that "Passion"

i always was lazy but now...

i cant remember last video game i played.... i have just been working on my c++ project for so long adn so hard...

serengeor · Post by **serengeor** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:34 pm

I usually turn on codeblocks, look at my project for a minute and then think about some totally unneeded feature in the framework at the moment, and nothing usually gets done like that

But I should get back on track any time soon I guess.

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:53 pm

serengeor wrote:I usually turn on codeblocks, look at my project for a minute and then think about some totally unneeded feature in the framework at the moment, and nothing usually gets done like that
But I should get back on track any time soon I guess.

i usually try to fix somethings i screwd up night before and only end up breaking my project further

serengeor · Post by **serengeor** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:56 pm

ChaiRuiPeng wrote:
serengeor wrote:I usually turn on codeblocks, look at my project for a minute and then think about some totally unneeded feature in the framework at the moment, and nothing usually gets done like that
But I should get back on track any time soon I guess.
i usually try to fix somethings i screwd up night before and only end up breaking my project further

So the solution is: Don't sleep!

Radikalizm · Post by **Radikalizm** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:00 pm

serengeor wrote:
ChaiRuiPeng wrote:
serengeor wrote:I usually turn on codeblocks, look at my project for a minute and then think about some totally unneeded feature in the framework at the moment, and nothing usually gets done like that
But I should get back on track any time soon I guess.
i usually try to fix somethings i screwd up night before and only end up breaking my project further
So the solution is: Don't sleep!

I've noticed that the quality of my code actually gets better when I code at night compared to when I code during the daytime

All of the features I've developed which can be seen as 'exciting' have all been coded at around 3AM

I have a messed up sleeping schedule...

ChaiRuiPeng · Post by **ChaiRuiPeng** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:03 pm

serengeor wrote:
ChaiRuiPeng wrote:
serengeor wrote:I usually turn on codeblocks, look at my project for a minute and then think about some totally unneeded feature in the framework at the moment, and nothing usually gets done like that
But I should get back on track any time soon I guess.
i usually try to fix somethings i screwd up night before and only end up breaking my project further
So the solution is: Don't sleep!

2 am right now

Go|iath · Post by **Go|iath** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:50 pm